A bus stops and two Italian men get on.They sit down and engage in An animated conversation.The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”

“You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine,”retorted the lady indignantly.”In this country….we don’t speak aloud in public places about our sex lives……… ”

“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin’ abouta sexa? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spella ‘Mississippi’.”

/end 🙂

Lesson learnt –

  • No eavesdropping
  • Some people just have accent, so when we heard them wrong, we probably were. (I’m not so sure whether an Italian speak that way, more like a reggae-like talking don’t you think?)

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  1. 11 Nov 07 12:59 pm

    i have read this before..but the second time is no short of fun too..

    morale of the story:
    dont jump into conclusion when we hear abt something..

  2. 11 Nov 07 4:14 pm

    It was quite a popular joke.. 🙂

    Anyway, nice morale of the story there… people usually say / do something with reason right? Never act on our assumption unless we are very sure

  3. 11 Nov 07 4:22 pm

    lawak juge. so moral nye nak pasang telinga pasang betul2..hihihihih pastu menyampuk la dgn penuh gaye..ahaks…:D

  4. banji
    11 Nov 07 5:11 pm

    gina – hehe mcm mana le rupanya menyampuk dgn penuh gaya tu ye?

    Hai.. saya bond, james bond 🙂

  5. 11 Nov 07 5:16 pm

    hehe..ntah la banji..gitu la lebey kurang kot.

    maksud gina tu..kalau kita pasti ape yang orang cakap tu barulah kita boleh ikut serta. nak menyampuk ke nak menambah ker, kalau tau ujung pangkal pokok cerita boleh la join..kalo x tau, duk diam2.. 🙂

  6. banji
    11 Nov 07 6:21 pm

    gina – eheh gurau je james bond tu, tapi nasib baik gina datang betulkan, baru faham maksud gina tu 🙂

    kalau tak masih lagi didalam movie 007 lah sy hehe

    kita mesti kena tau pucuk pangkal mcm gina cakap tu, tak rugi dua tiga minit lagi kita dgr, kan? mesti org tu cakap… and thats how we spell MISSISSIPPI

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