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Today’s Sunday, and here in LessonInLife, we tried to make your Sunday as relaxing as possible. Thus usually we will only post light entries for the day.

Listed below are a joke I received via email on the top 10 things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk. Enjoy!

10. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”

9. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.”

8. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!”

7. “This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!”

6. “I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance”

5. “Actually I’m doing a “Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan” (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.

4. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.”

3. “Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”

2. “I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.”

1. “Amen”

Moral of the story : Sleeping on the job will definitely get caught :)

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  1. 09 Mar 08 4:40 pm

    No 3 is the funniest one, almost got the solution, but the question is solution to which question..hehe..Cool Post Banji.

  2. 09 Mar 08 8:44 pm

    soleh – just sharing some jokes I received by email. :) but i do find no 3 is funny.. also no 2 hehe

  3. intan kamaruddin
    10 Mar 08 5:35 pm

    Hehe. No 10 sounds logical to me.

    Have a nice day Banji. Hope ur fine there wit Mrs. 😀

  4. banji
    10 Mar 08 11:56 pm

    intan – long time no hear from you intan… hope you are fine :) how’s the study coming?

    For a doctor like you, of course no 10 is the logical one hehe… it’s good to hear from you

  5. 11 Mar 08 7:00 pm

    no1 and no10 sounds good to me!!

  6. banji
    11 Mar 08 8:24 pm

    3POINT8 – the more logical reply right? :)

  7. 17 Jan 09 5:08 am

    Well thank you for the wonderful ideas provided here. I was caught sleeping several times. I said told my boss that I was on medication and it was making me sleep and one time I told him that he always catch me at the wrong time since he ignores the rest of the sleepers…

  8. 17 Jan 09 8:36 pm

    Kishor V.R. – Hopefully you can use the rest of the ideas if you ever get caught again. But seriously, after several time the boss will get suspicious. :) You have to be extra careful then

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