Today’s Sunday, and here in LessonInLife, we tried to make your Sunday as relaxing as possible. Thus usually we will only post light entries for the day.
Listed below are a joke I received via email on the top 10 things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk. Enjoy!
10. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
9. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.”
8. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!”
7. “This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!”
6. “I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance”
5. “Actually I’m doing a “Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan” (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
4. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.”
3. “Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”
2. “I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.”
1. “Amen”
Moral of the story : Sleeping on the job will definitely get caught 
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