I’ve always loved collecting creative advertisement like these… I wonder, when will we be able to see some of those here in Malaysia
Enjoy your Sunday everyone!
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The dentist thought to himself, “Damn. This sure is a strong man, asking me to pull his tooth without using anything to kill the pain.”
So the dentist asked him, “Which tooth is it, sir?”
The man turned to his wife and said, “Open your mouth, Honey, and show the doctor which tooth hurts.”
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heartless husband.. eheh if you’re the wife, what would you do to your husband in return?
Happy Sunday! Take a rest… you definitely earned it
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A boy, John watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Karen into a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.
“Mommy, i was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Karen. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Karen a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Karen helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Karen…”
At this point Mommy cut him off. “John, this is such an interesting story. Why dont you tell the rest of it during dinner? I want to see the look of your Daddy’s face when you tell it tonight.”
At the dinner table, Mommy asked little John to tell his story. John started his story: ” i was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Karen. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Karen a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Karen helped Daddy take his pants off”
The Daddy started to sweat..
“then Aunt Karen and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Jack used to do when Daddy was in the Army.”
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Lesson Learnt
- sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt!
Have a nice weekend everyone! 
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A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is classic!
1. Don’t change horses……until they stop running.
2. Strike while the………bug is close.
3. It’s always darkest before……Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of ……. termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but ……… how?
6. Don’t bite the hand that …………. .looks dirty.
7. No news is………………………..impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a ……………… .Mr.
9. You can’t teach an old dog new ………….. math
10. If you lie down with dogs, you’ll …..stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust ……………………………..me.
12. The pen is mightier than the ……………… pigs
13. An idle mind is……….the best way to relax.
14. Where there’s smoke there’s ………………pollution.
15. Happy the bride who………..gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is ……………………. not much.
17. Two’s company, three’s ………. …..the Musketeers.
18. Don’t put off till tomorrow what …..you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ……..you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as …………Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not ………….. spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don’t succeed ………………….. get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you …….. see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind …………….. get out of the way.
And the WINNER and last one is
25. Better late than ………………pregnant.
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I am sure you have read this.. it may not be from first grader. But since I had had some good laugh reading them, I would like to share them with you
I’m not that familiar with most of the proverb though so if you know the actual ending of the phrase, please let me know via comment kay?
Enjoy your Sunday!!
