Archive for the ‘Funny / Sunday’ Category

It’s Sunday.. And here at LessonInLife.com Sunday is the day to relax and enjoy. So this is some of the interesting quotes I collected from the internet. Enjoy! :)

On Friendship

  • Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

On Relationship

  • The most effective way to remember your girlfriend’s birthday is to forget it once.

On Marriage

  • A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, preferably with the same person.

On Parenting

  • Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes u a referee.
  • A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.

On Finance

  • I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.
  • Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

On Self Awareness

  • You’re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

On Miscellaneous

  • Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving.
  • Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

/end list

These quotes are never to be taken seriously, there are just for fun. Even though some of them does have some truth to it. If you have any other interesting quotes, do share them here. Until then.. Enjoy your Sunday everyone! :)

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Summary – Ingatlah orang yang tersayang

This is one of the new advertisment on tv this Hari Raya. The message is simple – Wear your seat belt even when you’re at the backseat. (I laugh out loud watching this the first time hehe)

joke aside, the accidents during this festive season is very frightening. Nobody wants to have an accident. It just happened. Now that fact if true will be even more frightening, don’t you think? It’s like we have no control what so ever to our life.

Accidents do happen. But most of the time, accidents happened because of other factors. I generalize them all under these four factors – the driver (sleepy etc), road condition, car condition and other driver

Knowing this, we should know how to avoid accidents

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keretapi

A rich man gets on a train to go on a trip. Apparently he share his cabin with an old man. To pass the time the man decides to play a game with the old man.

“I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong, you have to pay me RM1 (thinking that the old man must be poor). Then you ask me a question, any question… and if I get it wrong, you get RM10. You ask me a question first.” The old man thinks for a while.

“I know. What has three legs, takes 3 hours to climb up a palm tree, and 12 seconds to get back down?”

The rich man is confused, he thinks long and hard about the question. Finally, the train ride is coming to an end. As it pulls into the station, the rich man takes out 10 ringgits and gives it to the old man.

“I don’t know. What has 3 legs, takes 3 hours to get up a palm tree and 12 seconds to get back down?”

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Ferrari

Summary – Happy Sunday everyone! :)

A man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.

He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow USD $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the for using a USD $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a USD $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank’s underground
garage and parks it there. Two weeks later….

Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the USD $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, “Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow USD $5,000?”

The man replies: “Where else in New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks for only USD$15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”

/end story

This story has had so many version, the first one I read it’s about Phua Chu Kang parking car in Singapore :) Anyway I wonder if we can really do this? Kuala Lumpur is getting more expensive to park a car in.

————–Personal Note————-
Sometimes I always wish that the Doraemon technology exist, where we can shrink our car and put it in the pocket. Now it really is getting harder to find a parking spot in KL. Things is not getting any better I assure you.

How else do you think we can solve this problem?

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