Hey it’s Sunday… I would like to share some signs I received via email. They may be made up, but I still find them funny. Enjoy
In an office:
- Toilet Out Of Order.. Please Use Floor Below
- After Tea Break, Staff Should Empty The Teapot And Stand Upside Down On The Draining Board
Outside a secondhand shop:
- We Exchange Anything – Bicycles, Washing Machine Etc. Why Not Bring Your Family Along And Get A Wonderful Bargain?
Spotted in a safari park:
- Elephants Please Stay In Your Car
Seen during a conference:
- For Anyone Who Has Children And Doesn’t Know It, There Is A Day Care On The 1st Floor
On a repair shop door:
- We Can Repair Anything. (Please Knock Hard On The Door – The Bell Doesn’t Work)
On the trucks of a local plumbing company:
- Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
In a restaurant window:
- Don’t stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up.
/end signage
Lesson learnt – If something is that important to be told, it is just as important to tell it as clear as possible eheh 🙂
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hehhehe…have you ever hear ghow the Filipino speak English? The p is prominently pronounced as ‘f’..
“here I can’t park, there I can’t park, so where can I ****ing? muahhahaahha!!
Chill out dude…
🙂 i don’t think i’ve heard them yet. but thanks for the head up. The parking attendant will sure have an interesting day eheh