drunk

This one I got from Lowyat.net credit to ALittleMisfit :)

A drunk had been at a pub all night. At last call, the drunk stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time, to the same result.

He figured he’d crawl outside to get some fresh air, since maybe that would sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the four blocks to his house.

When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and was sound asleep the second his head hit the pillow.

He was awakened the next morning by his wife shouting, “So you’ve been out drinking again, have you?!”

“No! What makes you say that?” he asked, putting on his best innocent expression.

“The pub called… you forgot your wheelchair again.”

/end story

Lesson learnt
– Nothing good can come from drinking (liquor that is)
– The mind is a priceless thing to waste
– Instead of killing it via drinking, isn’t it better be used for blogging :)

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  1. 06 Jan 08 9:21 pm

    yeah…
    drinking can cause nothing but pure problem.
    so people. better stay out of them.

    what if a husband who was too mad of his wife who kept
    on nagging bout his drinking habit and accidentally jatuhkan talak? the talak would be valid.

    huhuuu.. mintak simpang malaikat pat ploh pat …
    heheheh:D

  2. banji
    07 Jan 08 12:37 am

    DaPocket – that’s the thing.. there are a lot of debate on that issue, but I personally believe the wife is better of being divorced. There’s no telling what a drunken husband might do

  3. 09 Jan 08 1:54 am

    Yeah…drinking is a bad habbit…Ade dgr berita baru² ni??A minah kena bunuh oleh boyfriend dia yg mabuk…Such a sad end to her..Patut org yg kita syg protact us from danger..tapi sbaliknya lak…

    Anyway…lawak siot cerita itew..

    Moral of the story again…bila dah mabuk…sure tak hingat dunia!!! that’s not a good thing LOL..

  4. banji
    10 Jan 08 12:44 am

    aRa – hm mmg arak antara ibu segala dosa. kalau tak salah ada satu kisah kan, ttg org alim yg diperangkap oleh sorg perempuan dgn tiga choice, berzina dgn dia, atau bunuh sorg budak atau minum arak.. org alim tu pilih arak, dipendekkan cerita.. dia mabuk, end up berzina dan membunuh

    mabuk cinta lain kay :)

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