It’s Sunday.. And here at LessonInLife.com Sunday is the day to relax and enjoy. So this is some of the interesting quotes I collected from the internet. Enjoy! π
On Friendship
- Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
On Relationship
- The most effective way to remember your girlfriend’s birthday is to forget it once.
On Marriage
- A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, preferably with the same person.
On Parenting
- Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes u a referee.
- A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.
On Finance
- I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.
- Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
On Self Awareness
- You’re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
On Miscellaneous
- Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving.
- Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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These quotes are never to be taken seriously, there are just for fun. Even though some of them does have some truth to it. If you have any other interesting quotes, do share them here. Until then.. Enjoy your Sunday everyone! π
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on making love:
…size does not matter wat’s count is the act, but still you don’t want a pen size willy!!!
…the strength of a man is not measured by how wide his shoulders are, but how hard his erections is!
…’ROTFL’
noushy – π I guess this one is the hidden ones from your entry on the strength of man… nice!
The most effective way to remember your girlfriendβs birthday is to forget it once.
..”The most effective way to remember your girlfriendβs birthday is to forget it once”..
sure…sebab lepas tu kena tempeleng..hehehehehe.. berani la lupa..
itu le pasal… hehe ntah kenapa, susah bebeno lelaki ni nak ingat tarikh π
memang la … pasal banyak lagi date nak kena ingat… tarikh first date
tarikh birth day
tarikh annyversary…
who can remember anymore?
‘choose not the one u can live with… but the one u cant live without’
DaPocket – agaknya sbb tu diciptakan calendar function dlm hp π
nice quote!
Haha. Btw bukan lelaki je lupa birthday. In my case, i’m the one yg slalu lupe n blur.. Sampai my roomate had to remind me when to wish my own bf hepi beday.. Huhu.
How abt this?
” First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. ”
And this one.
“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.”
Hehe. π
maknanya lupakan details dan tarikh ni is not a gender things lah ye π dah mmg kita terlupa…
Erk.. I’m a middle aged man ke? huhuh yg first tu, lama jugak baru faham…
bila kita tua kan? π terkucil dlm seluar eheh
nice nice
hey.. that tarikh quote thing, I can agree with that!!
let it be a lesson. lengkali yg lelaki2 ni mesti ingat! sure tobat takkan lupa dah.. hehe
syahidatul – jgn macam tu… jgn aim pada lelaki je, pompuan pun kena ingat gak hehe π
sama2 lah kita ingat mengingati
Hahahha Banji…
Those are my sincere own quotes!!..after all we are all adult, I know I am..ngehhh:p
noushy – that’s why i dont mind π it is sunday! huhu
I love Quotes so much..Dulu2 tak minat pun but someone yg bt i minat baca quotes..Br 2 thn minat2 ni..Ermm…dah lama tak post quotes at my blog..Biasa awal bulan and akhir bln i akn post..so..2day would be a perfect day 2 post it..Agagagaga..
quotes are like advice in humor π But I prefer those that are funny. as long as we are memorizing stuff, it might as well make us laugh
awet muda sket hehe..
immediately going to ur blog now for that quote dosage