Hey it’s Sunday… I would like to share some signs I received via email. They may be made up, but I still find them funny. Enjoy

In an office:

  • Toilet Out Of Order.. Please Use Floor Below
  • After Tea Break, Staff Should Empty The Teapot And Stand Upside Down On The Draining Board

Outside a secondhand shop:

  • We Exchange Anything – Bicycles, Washing Machine Etc. Why Not Bring Your Family Along And Get A Wonderful Bargain?

Spotted in a safari park:

  • Elephants Please Stay In Your Car

Seen during a conference:

  • For Anyone Who Has Children And Doesn’t Know It, There Is A Day Care On The 1st Floor

On a repair shop door:

  • We Can Repair Anything. (Please Knock Hard On The Door – The Bell Doesn’t Work)

On the trucks of a local plumbing company:

  • Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.

In a restaurant window:

  • Don’t stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up.

/end signage

Lesson learnt – If something is that important to be told, it is just as important to tell it as clear as possible eheh :)

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  1. Noushy Syah
    02 Sep 07 10:55 pm

    hehhehe…have you ever hear ghow the Filipino speak English? The p is prominently pronounced as ‘f’..

    “here I can’t park, there I can’t park, so where can I ****ing? muahhahaahha!!

    Chill out dude…

  2. Banji
    02 Sep 07 11:58 pm

    :) i don’t think i’ve heard them yet. but thanks for the head up. The parking attendant will sure have an interesting day eheh

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